Stormin Normans REI . (800) 270-7108.
We buy local houses
FAST • EASY • GET A FAIR OFFER
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We buy local houses
FAST • EASY • GET A FAIR OFFER
2,000+
HOMES PURCHASED
50
STATES
30
DAYS TO CLOSING
0
NO REPAIRS
“Our job is to make selling your home a pleasant, easy experience.”
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A quick, dependable way to sell your home.
Our mission is simple...To buy your home for a fair price, with no hassle or headaches. We will give you an offer fast, schedule an inspection, then close within 30 days.
We are NOT a fly-by-night operation just looking to make a profit at any cost. We are real, kind people who are trained to buy your house quickly and easily.
Our team has over 20 years experience in buying homes across the nation. We are not real estate agents, we are ready to actually purchase your property!
Please fill out the form to the right, and we'll contact you asap.
Get a Cash Offer on Your House!
Why Choose Us
01.
All Cash Offer
You don't have to wait months for financing to go through. We are all cash buyers, which means we can get to the closing table at record speed.
02.
No Contingencies,
No Repairs
Don't spend your precious time & money on repairs to your home prior to selling it. We will take your home as-is, with no contingencies.
03.
Close in Under 30 Days
We move quickly. Because we buy lots of homes, we have everything lined up and ready for you. Inspector scheduled, all cash payment, and closing attorney ready to rock.
04.
We are Real People
We are real people with real families. Not a hedge fund looking to bleed you dry. You can count on a fair offer and easy experience.
05.
We Believe in Fairness
We know that life is built around your home. We are here to honor the hard work you have put in, and always give you a fair price.
06.
Easy to Work With
Just like you, we don't want drama! We move through inspections & negotiations quickly. Let's get to the closing table!
What Our Sellers are Saying
"I sold my house! It's done! And it was really easy!! Samantha was super nice and helpful, and she really knew what she was doing. Very professional =) I'll be forever grateful"
Katja Simerson
Denver, Colorado
"I couldn't believe how helpful John was willing to be. I needed extra cash so I could move into my new house, and he structured the deal so he could give me extra money at the closing table."
Jan Rosberg
Sacramento, California
"My house was on the market for 10 months, and I needed to find another way. The mortgage was too much for me and I needed to downsize. I found Larry with Stormin Normans REI, and he made a good offer. We closed in 26 days!"
Mary Allison
Mobile, Alabama
About Stormin Normans REI
We have a team of over 200 buyers and have been purchasing homes across the nation for over 20 years. We believe in family, kindness, prosperity, and the American dream.
“What do Housingwire, Nerdwallet, Business Insider, and Fortune share in consensus? They all agree that AirBNB is on its way out..” - Stormin Normans REI - Founder/Owner - Norman Descoteaux
Introduction: a fresh perspective on the Airbnb market:
The impending collapse of Airbnb's market is a topic of concern for many. With significant drops in revenue observed in some cities and various economic factors at play, it's essential to stay informed about this developing situation. If you have any specific questions or need more information regarding the Airbnb collapse, please feel free to ask, and I'll provide you with relevant details and insights.
As the Airbnb market experiences turbulence, it's crucial to stay informed and adapt to changing circumstances. Whether you're a host or someone eyeing potential opportunities, this era of disruption can also be a time of strategic growth. Keep your finger on the pulse of this evolving landscape, explore new possibilities, and be ready to seize the moment when it arises. The Airbnb story isn't over; it's just entering a new chapter. Stay tuned for more insights and strategies to thrive in these challenging times. ✈️ #AirbnbMeltdown #AdaptAndThrive! 👊
Not the Time to Dive In: If you've been contemplating starting your own Airbnb venture, now might not be the best time to take the plunge.
Why? Well, brace yourself for this: there's about to be a flood of Airbnb properties hitting the market. And surprisingly, this could be great news for you.
Now, let's crunch some numbers:
The typical monthly mortgage payment hovers around $2823.
On the flip side, the average Airbnb host typically rakes in $3747 per month.
After taxes, that's a tidy $924 in monthly profit, on average.
(Of course, there are outliers who make even more, but when we're talking about a vast market like this, averages tend to be remarkably accurate.)
Now, a 47% drop in revenue. That would leave the average Airbnb host with just $1985.
In simple terms, the average Airbnb host is on the brink of losing $828 per month on each of their units.
And what usually follows such financial strain? Foreclosures. A staggering number of them.
Now, here's the twist:
The unfortunate part? There's no way to prevent this impending crisis from unfolding.
However, if you've been eyeing the real estate market, keep a close watch on those Airbnb listings – a golden opportunity might just be on the horizon.
Don't miss out on this potential windfall. Stay tuned for more insights and opportunities in the evolving Airbnb market.
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